#canon but gayer
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I went to check on him.
Never seen anyone sleep so dramatically before.
(I you wanna keep up to date with happenings, here's a live-archive of updates! I'll try keeping em in order)
#idk whats gayer. being the only enby in my fam or whatever he has going on-#/ref#he's snoring so fuckin loud bro 💀#[blog with bill]#unreality#the book of bill#bill cipher#book of bill#gravity falls#billford#(even if this is technically an AU in a way#Billford is still canon)
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Agathario foreplay is actually insane. The fact that Kathryn confirmed this is a turn on for Agatha. These freaky ass Lesbians cant even flirt with eachother normally I cant with them.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agatha all along spoilers#kathryn hahn#agathario#agatha x rio#aubrey plaza#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#marvel tv#Killing eachother is their love language#It doesn't get much gayer than this folks#No one is doing it like them#canon lesbian#lesbian#wlw post#wlw#lgbtq women#i love this show so much
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In my angsty bagginshield era again.
#the hobbit#bagginshield#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#eating my phone everytime i see this scene#its one of those “i cant believe this is canonicaly said” and “why arent they canon i havent seen a gayer thing in my whole life” moments
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So I just finished watching Supergirl for the first time, after years of it being vaguely on my radar via tumblr gifs.
I need to preface this by saying that I went into it determined not to get invested in Lena and Kara in any way. I knew they were not canon and assumed that supercorp was a ship built on the odd long look and friend thing that could be interpreted as gay if you want to make it so (which to be clear I am totally on board with - I mean why WOULDN'T you make it gay if you could?? But this time I was not going to get sucked in. Oh no, not me. This was strictly casual background noise viewing with no emotional investment whatsoever).
I am not that into superhero shows generally so I thought this would be easy.
Then I actually watched it and OH MY GOD.
That is supposed to be a platonic friendship?
THAT?
ARE THEY FREAKING KIDDING???
Now I’m over here writing supercorp fanfiction and I am MAD ABOUT IT.
(and also not because actually I have missed being invested enough in a ship to fic about it. But still)
#supergirl#kara x lena#supercorp#what even is this show how do they look us in the eye and say these are two heterosexual women#From Lena's very first episode that is gayer than half the actual canon media gay couples out there
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And even still, the canon always manages to be gayer than the fanon
#I’m not even talking about a specific instance here#this is basically all of them all the time#this post is inspired by a series of posts on my dash all in a row of the gayest moments in all my ships’ canons#emotionally cathartic moments between rivals will always be gayer than gay sex#skk#sskk#bungo gay dogs#mha bkdk#bkdk#satosugu#jjk#itafushi#suegiku#soukouku#shin soukoku
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absolutely insane that mike literally p a n i c k e d when will was like "well what about us?" because will wasn't even really making things gay he was honest to god just inquiring about the state of their estranged friendship and wondering why mike didn't make time to talk to him when they're supposed to be best friends but MIKE was the one having an aneurysm like "🏳️🌈⁉️ W H AT!!"
“WE'RE FRIENDS” “i know mike” “WE'RE!!! F R I E N D S!!” “right so why don't you call me — ” “I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND” “… that in no way answers my question"
#stranger things#byler#queer mike wheeler#mike acts gayer in this scene than will who is canonically gay is all i'm saying#and while we're at it...#what the fuck is the “it's not my fault you don't like girls” scene#the way mike is visibly devastated after will's like “yeah i did think we'd just hang out in your basement forever and it would be enough”#maybe because he realised he was forcing himself not to also feel like it was enough me thinks??? he was trying to be “normal”?#and then he immediately feels guilty and bikes in the goddamn rain to apologise like bitch what is this shit? the notebook?#meanwhile his girlfriend is fully mad at him and he's laying around eating chips and burping and laughing and complaining about women#and doing nothing to apologise to her LMAO????#mike wheeler what are you doing king. the people want to know#anyway i'm once again deep in my queer mike theorising#don't let me down duffers i s2g#eve text
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Robin: Nance who do you have a crush on?
Nancy: Robin are you serious?
Robin: Yeah... who do you have a crush on?
Nancy: Rob, we just had sex... we've also been dating for four months.... what do you think?
Robin: Holy shit you have a crush on me?
Nancy: Oh my fucking god....
#ronance#ronance is so real#robin buckley is a lesbian#robin buckley is gay as fuck#robin buckley and nancy wheeler#robin buckley#nancy wheeler#robin x nancy#ronance canon pls#stranger things#gayer things#lgbtq
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"but they never kissed" my ao3 account will say otherwise
#i write about them kissing and its a hundred times less gayer than whatever they had going on in canon#be fucking fr#moriarty the patriot#sherliam#yuukoku no moriarty#sk8 the infinity#buddy daddies
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was it casual when i touched your face and called you baby in front of everyone at my dad’s birthday party even when none of the canon couples in the show ever called each other baby? was it casual when i pulled you out of a trance like state when you ran off to an island in the middle of the night because you accidentally hurt me and were terrified you might do it again? was it???
#i could keep going#rewatching s1 all is right in the world#why am i so shocked everytime i rewatch over how canon rikma is fr#also according to my memory none of the canon couples ever called each other baby???#or really any pet names#this is what I mean when I say rikki and emma didn’t kiss but they did something gayer#h2o just add water#rikma#rikki chadwick#emma gilbert#h20 just add water
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guys stop asking me for bsd fic recs, i will tell u to go read the light novels
#“lotus do u have any angsty soukoku fi-” have you read stormbringer? what about fifteen? and dead apple?#“so i hear you ship knkdz have u stumbled across any good fi-” entrance exam. osamu dazai's entrance exam. Light Novel One. also 55mins#why read fics when the canon source is gayer than ANYTHING fic artists could dream of#yeah someone could write abt soukoku making out with tongue and fucking each other until they can't stand and the bed breaks#but is that rly as gay as saying “you used corruption because you trusted me? how beautiful.”#or “what a violent way to wake up snow white”#SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPP#i hate it here fml#bsd
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"Not possible" "I love you too"
#byler#byler endgame#byler is endgame#byler is real#byler nation#byler tumblr#mike x will#will x mike#byler canon#byler is canon#byler s3#mike wheeler is a boy kisser#will gayers#el hopper#platonic mileven is better#el is my gf
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finally got a copy of the revised tgcf novels and skimmed book 4 and the fenglian breakup hurts so much more in the revised version... fx's whole line about "i really don't know, then why have i followed you all this time" is removed. instead what happens is, right after xl says "no, it was the past me who was crazy", xl directly tells fx to leave:
XL: "You should go." FX: "What?" XL: "I said, I don't need you anymore, you should go."
all the other parts of the scene are the same. these revised lines, though, are so painful... it also makes it obvious that fx did not abandon xl, he only left bc xl literally dismissed him as a servant and directly told him to leave 😭 fx doesn't even have that line questioning why he followed xl anymore.
#tgcf#xie lian#feng xin#fenglian#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#either way fx did not abandon xl!!! i will die on this hill!!!#i think it's also impt to rmb that this scene takes place right after xl comes back from being stabbed 100 times#xl is not himself at all and is extremely traumatized#me desperately reminding myself: postcanon they are happy and best friends again it's literally canon that they are reunited and friends#again and happy#oh god this is genuinely so painful in a way that i was not prepared for#im sorry for the new year angst; my copy of the revised novel just happened to arrive on jan 1 😭😭😭#my translation#mp: tgcf#i need to see what else changed but its gonna take me forever to actually read all 244 chapters omfg#oh yes mulian is gayer in the revised version btw
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One of the many things that I've been doing instead of writing are these damn manwha binges and Villain To Kill is literally so funny. The comic premise is straightforward action, think Tokyo Ghoul meets Solo Leveling - local Genetically Superpowered Superhero Cop working for corrupt Hero Organization gets #betrayed and #murdered and is reincarnated into the body of a Genetically Superpowered Villain Teenager so now he has to join up with all the other villain superpower people to get justice.
It's so 5/10. Cassian is extremely OP and the story isn't well-written enough to pull that off well. The worldbuilding is so incredibly nonsensical and weak that it falls apart if you think about it for more than five minutes (tried to write fic for it and failed because I would have had to rework the entire world - which, I could have, but that's a lot of effort for Villain to Kill). The plot is mostly any OP action hero plot where guy gets increasingly powerful by fighting increasingly powerful guys. Cassian himself has almost nothing going on internally, to the point of elegance. And it is somehow the gayest manwha I've ever read.
It's the fucking character designs. And like its narrative but it's the fucking 100/10 character designs. The entire cast's design and characters slam. There's not that much depth but we don't care. You know if we don't like somebody if they look vaguely straight, and you know that we like somebody if they look like they were set to tumble dry in the queerness washing machine. The (great!) women are high femme or hard butch. The corrupt institution assassinated a man Cassian loved and framed & murdered him, at which point he was adopted by a rag-tag bunch of flamboyant homosexuals deemed unacceptable and undesired by society who all teamed up and decided to villainize society in exclusively funny ways and spend most of their time gossiping or hacking the Pentagon. An AFAB character dresses as a man and goes by he/him pronouns half the time for no good reason. Cassian is physiologically incapable of thinking about anything but violence so the heartwarming found family scenario's going over his head, but his Painfully Het Hero Foil Indoctrinated Into Homophobia caught the found family ball and now he's dancing in their gay bars and dressing in drag. There's only a few characters who are explicitly gay but this is gayer than that.
I talked a while back about how important a decent supporting cast is to a good story, and this is yet again good proof. Looking at this, I think I'd go further and say - it's an action manwha, we're reading it for a reason, we don't need character-driven story arcs or really complex characters. I think it's just charisma. A story can go really far on characters with charisma.
TV Shows that are carried on the lead actor (Columbo I love you) - it's because the actor has charisma. You watch it to see the actor hang out being himself. That's way way harder to do in fiction, but I think that "a complex character" isn't necessarily a "charismatic character". I'd rather have a cast of only charismatic characters rather than only complex ones. A story of any genre needs a strong cast of charismatic characters. They can be deep or they can just be chaotic lesbians. Charisma invests the reader in the story and the characters. It's simple but it's really powerful. And it is fucking hilarious how sometimes all you need to do on that front is "Rupaul this shit".
I can't genuinely recommend Villain to Kill and this is not a recommendation. But random stuff always interests me like this, and I really had no idea that I would read 120ch of a manwha bc the designs fuck so hard. Also, like, this is queerest manwha I've ever read. Somehow. Fucking somehow.
#I have never given a shit about a supporting cast manwha character but#Driver I love you every time you're on panel im like ':D DRIVER!'#i'll tag it#villain to kill#for visibility but this rly isn't intended as a criticism#It feels like we're finally getting canon homosexuality but in a lot of media canon gays have the queerness drained out of them#what's gayer? gay sex? or being ostracized by society for being cooler and sexier and more interesting than they are?#even the Hero Cops we like are kinda fruity just in a neoliberal way#my asks#my posts
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NO BECAUSE THE WAY DIONYSUS HAS A BOON CALLED DANCING QUEEN SUPERGAINT GAMES ARE YOU KIDDING ME 😭😭😭
#dionysus loves abba confirmed#we all knew this already but like just good to see it canon#he’s rolling with the lgbt#sg games looked at dionysus and said ‘how can we improve him?’#they made him gayer they made him hornier and they made him say trans rights#game of the year people#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#dionysus
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at this point if we don’t get buddie, ill mainly just be confused, like why are the interviews way that they are? are they f**king behind-the-scenes or something? because both of them are acting literally insane right now omg
#lindz speaks#like holy shit#its crazy#and im overwhelmed#like if buddie isnt canon soon ill just be stumped#abc said ‘the gayer the better’ and they meant that LITERALLY#im excited for s7 lets goooo#buddie#911#911 abc#evan buck buckley#eddie diaz
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tell me im wrong i dare you
#helena bertinelli#jason todd#she does everything he does but better#and gayer#we love a canon bisexual
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